The other day I was doing some reading and came upon a very interesting read, called the Thirteen terribly weird facts about women which made me wonder, if this were true and all women shared the below traits was I really a woman
Below were the alleged facts about women
It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.
A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.- Well I somehow I agreed with this, I hate showing that am confused!
Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie- I get it, protecting their sensitive regions
When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist-Really? I use my fist!
After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown-Never done this! I feel it’s a waste of time.
A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis- I hate it, and No! Bikinis are so un comfortable!
Many women worry about their looks when having sex-Yeah Kind off (but only when the bum has no idea what they are doing
Women open bottles with bottle openers.( I use my teeth, table edges or other bottles!)
A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around. (seriously? This the most off! I just put my hands in the pocket!)
Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them- True
Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.-Not really, if space allows I spread eagle as well
If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it. –True
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa. I actually start with my pants!
Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. All I want to do is sleep, sex is the best sleeping aid I know!
So from all that, am I really a woman?